And by AHHH, we mean a scream of the viscerally disgusting get-it-away-from-me variety. A dentist working at Zhongshan Hosptial in Shanghai’s far western district of Qingpu (青浦区) has been detained for sticking his genitals in a woman’s mouth during surgery on Friday.
The in flagrante delicto dentist asked his patient to close her eyes and open her mouth during oral surgery, before then deciding to collapse the arbitrary line between ‘Real Life’ and ‘Porn Fantasia’ by sticking his penis inside her mouth. There’s a high likelihood that as yet unplanned CAT scans will reveal an acute lack of activity in the decision-making portion of the dentist’s brain.
The 28-year-old dentist had worked at the hospital for two years, and had apparently never given any indication that his grip on reality and his zipper was shaky at best.
Colleagues are now left to scratch their heads over the behavior of the randy orthodontist in their midst, who reportedly applied for a marriage certificate recently with his girlfriend. Looks like someone’s going to be sleeping on the couch for a very, very long time.
We bet the dentist makes it out of this all right, and realizes (unlike Jonah Falcon) that a career in porn is his one true destiny.
Why, there’ll be plenty of opportunities to fool around with pretend patients and very consenting nurses on a hospital set when all of this castigation and shame blows over.