Yo dawg, we heard you liked to run errands! A dog in Heilongjiang has mastered the unenviable task of doing mundane errands for its master.
Adds another layer to the term bitch. Or would that combine two layers?
The dog, who apparently is self-taught, performs its errand by cheerfully carrying its basket to the local store and handing over a cash card along and a grocery list to the store workers.
What’s on the list? Alcohol, of course! We would lament this dog being absent in our college years, but let’s face it, that dog would be useful at any age.
Upon returning home, the dog is rewarded with hot dogs and ice cream, though the owner would be wise to do some research and realize ice cream is one of the worst things you can feed your dog.