Next time you’re in need of some… “protection,” don’t bother running to the nearest Family Mart, just reach for a bottle of Wahaha’s newest yogurt drink Nutri-Express! Netizens were aghast and amused this week at a blog post showing how a bottle of Nutri-Express can be turned into a latex-like substance resembling a condom.
According to the author, there are only 4 steps between you and your brand new Nutri-Express Condom. First, buy a bottle of Chinese beverage company Wahaha’s yogurt drink Nutri-Express (营养快线). Second, pour a thin layer into a saucer. Third, leave the saucer out overnight. Fourth, carefully remove the latex-like substance from the saucer and
enjoy post pictures of it on the internet!
Aside from being ridiculously silly, netizens are concerned about what sort of nastiness goes into the “nutritional” beverage that allows it to obtain such plasticy properties.
According to the drink’s nutrition label, Nutri-Express contains 11 different kinds of food additives, but not even food experts are certain if that should be considered unsafe in this modern day. After all, if people are still willing to ingest the chemical concoctions that are Twinkies, what’s so bad about a little yogurt coagulation? Now, if it was still safe to eat the yogurt AFTER it’s been sitting out all night, then that’d be another story.