Guangzhou woman finds condom in yogurt

What's worse than making a condom out of yogurt? How about finding a condom in your yogurt? Wednesday afternoon in Guangzhou, a woman bought 4 boxes of yogurt, and discovered a condom swimming in one of the cartons of yogurt... after she took a bite.

In Sanyuanli, Guangzhou, a woman surnamed Jin went to a large supermarket to purchase some yogurt. At the urging of a shopkeeper, she chose a new brand that she was not familiar with, and, after paying, returned to her car for a sample.

Upon taking the first bite, however, her mouth was not filled with the creamy goodness abound in normal yogurt, but rather an overpowering "fishy, greasy, rubber" taste. To her horror, upon digging around with her spoon, she uncovered a condom ring lurking in the depths.

Jin, of course, complained immediately to the supermarket management (how convenient she never chose to leave their parking lot) and demanded an explanation for how such a thing could happen. As usual, the supermarket said they'd look into it, and are contacting the yogurt company to begin an investigation.

There's no mention of the yogurt brand nor the supermarket in question, so, our dear readers, it remains up to you to discover which company is trolling the world by taking the yogurt euphemism a little too far.