“Jeremy Lin isn’t handsome enough. I hope that in the future that when I’m with my husband, people can say to me jealously: ‘Wow! So your husband is actually Jeremy Lin.’ I feel like handsomeness counts as food, but basketball can’t count as food.”
“Finding a celebrity to marry means there will always be fans surrounding him, which might mean the possibility of life-threatening risks!”
-SISTER FENG’S LATEST JABBERING, AS SEEN ON WEIBO.
Hopefully the Good Sister stays in her nail salon in Brooklyn and as far away from Madison Square Garden as possible, to refrain from tainting Linsanity with her cooties. Perhaps she’s not into Jeremy because she’s only into non-Asians these days?
And we’re sorry, we’ll stop talking about her soon. Promise!