By Cal Widdall
Those looking for an inexpensive way to join the (almost) mile high club should steer clear of Yao Mountain in Guilin, as signs recently displayed at the site announce “Be cautious, it is risky to conduct intimate behavior aloft”.
Along with exhibiting an overly-demonstrative picture, the signs emphasise that the warning is directed especially at those born after 1990 who, as we know, are all sexually deviant exhibitionists. No English translation is provided, as foreigners clearly don’t engage in that kind of shenanigans regardless of age.
Now if only somebody could do something to stop those post-90’s libidinous miscreants from holding hands at school…