(Via Beijing Cream) Reddit user @hatingmyselfinchina has a problem, he just can’t stop having sex and partying since he came to China, and has a long screed which is either a legitimate call for help by an alcoholic sex addict (in which case you should feel bad) or the most pathetic humble-brag ever (in which case you should not).
“China is making me hate myself“:
Two years ago my employer offered me the chance to live and work in China. My girlfriend couldn’t come with me, but we are still together. She’s a great girl and wants to marry me when I eventually return home. My work contract will finish next year.
[…] I have three girlfriends. One is the great girl back home, one is a Chinese girl, and one is a Japanese girl. I constantly cheat on these women. Part of my job requires me to travel to various factories throughout China. I have girls in all of these cities, and if they aren’t around I have sex with prostitutes in the hotels I stay at. I never use condoms unless required to do so. The Japanese girlfriend got pregnant and had to have an abortion. Luckily I have not caught a STI yet but I know it’s only a matter of time unless I can get my shit together.
[…] TL;DR Since I’ve come to China I’m constantly having sex and relationships with multiple women, drinking too much alcohol, and neglecting my health. Please help me stop doing this.
User @TeaDrinkerToo has the final word though: “I dunno, you sound like a typical white man in China to me.”