Creepy White Guys is quickly becoming one of our favourite blogs, as it exposes the attempts of white guys to woo asian girls via online dating site, with approaches ranging from the clumsily stereotypical to the downright offensive.
Lesson 1: Don’t use ‘konichiwa’ (sic) to greet an asian girl writing in English, especially if she’s not Japanese.
In his defence, he has “studied many martial arts”, bitches love martial arts.
Lesson 2: Don’t say you like asian woman because “unlike white women, they remember what it’s like to be a woman: to be docile and submissive and respectful to a man?”
Lesson 3: Don’t ask if a girl knows “fuck-fu”.
Lesson 4: Don’t compare all asian women to Wendi Deng.
Lesson 5: Don’t, just… don’t.
[h/t: Angry Asian Man]