By Erik Crouch
Who ever said the DPRK wasn’t festive? [Ed.: Me.] Taking a break from plans of world domination, North Korea is celebrating the ‘Day of the Shining Star’, a holiday commemorating the birth of Eternal General and Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il. Things to look for in this video: very deep bows, goose-stepping soldiers with a bouquet, gigantic flying condoms, and nuclear bombs in soup bowls.