By Beth Main
This little girl has real gumption! Three year old Xixi is totally outraged at her mother, who jokingly tells her that her biological father is actually Taiwanese superstar Jay Chou.
“Xixi, he [the father driving the car] isn’t your real father, your real father is Jay Chou.”
“You….what the….Who are you married to? Who did you have me with?”
“I had you with Jay Chou!”
“Liar! If you say anything like that again I’ll throw you out! Who is driving the car? Look you – who is it driving us, taking us on a day out?! Look at the front.”
“Who is it?”
“It’s my Daaaaaaaaaad!”
“He isn’t your Dad, you hit him all day long. Don’t you?”
“Why am I a liar?”
“Because you’re saying bad things about my Dad.”
Then mother and daughter forget about Jay Chou and decide that Xixi is a very good little actress and that tears taste like salt. A productive day out for all the family.