By Erik Crouch
Taiwan’s public transport bureau has really nailed it: if you want to promote tourism, cover your trains with super-garish unicorn vomit, and the tourists will come in droves. Right? Taking influence from Japan’s obnoxious Pokemon Jetplane, updated trains in Taiwan will feature “Miss Taiwan Railway” figures plastered along their sides. The figures not only have names, but also birthdays and blood types. Because that’s the reason people weren’t taking the trains.