By Erik Crouch
Always calm, cool, and collected, North Korea has announced its plans to “sweep away the US aggressors” during a military pep-rally campaign reacting to upcoming American military drills in the region. Kim Jong-un has called meetings with this high level generals, and they’re probably going to shoot at something. Although the DPRK likely lacks the capacity to target the mainland United States, the AP notes that Guam is a potential target, as is South Korea. Attacks on either site would almost certainly result in Kim’s despotism being wiped from the face of the earth. Until then, enjoy the glorious shots of military parades and portly dictators!