By Patrick Lozada
People across China reported seeing an unidentified object racing across the sky on Monday. Before you camp out on your roof with “Earth Welcomes You Signs,” know that the Chinese Academy of Sciences’ National Space Science Center claimed responsibility for the phenomenon saying that the object was a research probe designed to take measures of Earth’s upper atmosphere.
Which is exactly the kind of thing someone would say if they were trying to cover up AN ALIEN LANDING. Just sayin’.