If, unlike me, you don’t have an unhealthy obsession with reading the unhinged ramblings of the American right, you might have missed the Obama Umbrellagate non-scandal. In summary: Barack Hussein NObama had a marine hold up an umbrella over him while he gave a speech in the pouring rain and this is the worst thing a president has ever done because
Barack Obama is black marines aren’t supposed to do that, maybe.
In the wake of the scandal, the People’s Daily, China’s number one newspaper when it comes to misunderstanding satire, warmongering, and leering at random women, published a series of photos of chubby North Korean despot Kim Jong-un carrying his own damn umbrella, take that Obama*.
Now, it’s worth pointing out that unlike in America, where umbrellas are plentiful, an implement for keeping you dry in the rain is next generation technology in North Korea, and not for lowly plebs to hold. Or, you know, Obama hates freedom.
*Admittedly you have to read between the lines in the report to see the implicit / potentially non-existent criticism of Obama.
[Image credit: People’s Daily // Via: IBTimes]