A Guangzhou woman demanded that her neighbour pay 100,000 yuan in compensation after his dog ‘seduced and raped’ her purebred bitch.
“My pedigree dog was intended for research and worth millions of yuan. It was important she stayed a virgin, so now I have to claim compensation,” she told the Guangzhou Daily.
The woman was utterly serious about charging her neighbour’s dog with rape, going as far as collecting bodily secretions from her dog to use as evidence (eww). Concern for her bitch’s virginity did not extend to keeping the dog indoors away from rapacious neighbour dogs however, both dogs were outside and unleashed when the incident occurred.
After police refused to investigate her claims, the woman reportedly threatened to kidnap and castrate her “baffled” neighbour’s dog.
In its report the Guangzhou Daily rather needlessly quotes a legal expert confirming that laws apply to people, not animals.
[Image credit: @viggum // Via: The Nanfang]