Two wild piglets had the adventure of a lifetime on Sunday as they went on an unsupervised trip to Hong Kong’s Ocean Park, SCMP reports.
No queuing for the baby rides, no arguing that ‘Mooommmm I’m totally tall enough for The Dragon’, and as much junk food as they could eat, what could go wrong? The two piglets were so excited to start their big day out that they were in the park right after it opened at 11am.
Police responding to the park’s calls for assistance quickly cordoned off the area, keeping the piglets under observation, while calling for back-up from the Agriculture, Fisheries and Conservation Department.
One of the boars was netted after a brief stand-off, but its partner broke through the cordon and fled from under the nose of its would-be captors. Agricultural officers called off their search after being satisfied that the runaway boar had left the park area.
Fuck the police.
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