When excessive henpecking won’t make your husband quit
the things that make him happy his bad habits, just contractually obligate him instead. A Chongqing woman allegedly forced her husband to sign a contract limiting the amount of eggs he consumed per week, presumably before using him as a chair at the metro station, Global Times reports.
The man surnamed Xu, is contractually obligated not to consume more than four eggs a week and no more than one a day – an offence punishable by 50 yuan ($8) per infraction.
Xu’s wife said that her husband, who suffers from high blood sugar, is so fond of eggs that he eats them at every meal.
Xu, 180 centimeters tall and weighing 90 kilograms, loves his eggs any way they can be made: fried pepper with egg, steamed egg, stewed egg, tomato and eggs – you name it.
According to nutritionist Wang Wei, although the limits outlined in the contract are reasonable, it would have been better for Xu’s wife to have worked in an exercise clause.
Before you holler “whipped” or “neutered,” remember that Xu’s wife was looking out for his health. Not to mention that normal eggs can be a gateway to harder stuff, like Shandong bouncing eggs, and Dongyang pee eggs.