We at Shanghaiist take our responsibilities to the public very seriously and dig out even the dirtiest stories for you. We opted not to put the following incidents into any particular order as they’re all cherished memories from 2013 that are unique in their very own way. We present to you: The top 10 shittiest stories of 2013.
Watch: Chinese man poops in ATM vestibule while his friend withdraws money
We’re not sure what the worst part of this video is: a guy pooping in front of an ATM, the fact that his friend doesn’t even try to stop him, or the pathetic attempt to cover up the deed with what looks like an ATM receipt.
Hey Danish tourists, stop pissing on our roads!
Image via: @idhl.
If you gotta let go, you gotta let go. Never mind you’re grown-up men who should’ve learned to control some basic bodily functions before kindergarten. Oh, and being tourists probably doesn’t help, either.
Watch: Shenzhen subway platform pooper does the deed in only 10 seconds
This must be the hottest candidate for a world-record in videotaped public pooping. We’re impressed.
Man throws son’s poop at a street cleaner after she asks him to pick it up
This is our favorite new way of raising objections to perfectly reasonable demands of others. Because why kick the shit out of somebody if you can throw shit at them?
Watch: Shanxi shit-themed restaurant looks even shittier than the rest
Those crapetizers are a feast for the eyes! Who doesn’t want to be reminded of what happens to the fancy dishes later on in our bodies while we’re eating? That’s right, toilet-themed restaurants like this one and this one are the shit in China.
People don’t like old ladies dancing, throw poop at them
We’ve all had our troubles with noisy neighbors. Here’s one way of dealing with the problem.
No bathrooms, no problem. Woman urinates for full minute in clothing store
That urge always has to come up at the most inopportune moments. It’s good to know what your priorities are, like this brave lady who didn’t let a run for the bathroom disturb a perfectly good shopping spree.
Enterprising Shenzhen vendors already selling ‘pee-straight’ funnels to help men avoid new fine
Aiming seems to be a difficult task for most men here. In fact, the problem is so serious that Shenzhen introduced a ¥100 fine to offenders who failed to comply with municipal pee legislations a few months ago. That’s when these entrepreneurial migrant workers came up with the idea of piss-straight funnels. We’re still not sure how this particular law is enforced, we’re assuming CCTVs were installed over each and every urinal in town.
Outrage at mainland mother who let son poop at Taiwan airport
You can get away with a lot of shit(ting) in your own country, but when in Taiwan…
Guangzhou Metro would like to inform you of its many toilets, so you don’t use a trash can like this guy
The metros in China offer bathrooms in many subway stations, a luxury not common in many public transportation stations of the world. The latest complimentary service by Guangzhou metro: a toilet guide map, so you don’t confuse one of those metal bins on the platform for a toilet.
Residents fuming over mysterious ‘flying poop’ near Pudong International Airport
Next time you’re taking a leisurely stroll around Pudong International Airport, watch out: you might not be safe from airborne surprises of a rather unpleasant nature. And we are not referring to loud planes.
This one romantic display of love couldn’t make it on the list as the video had been deleted (we are heartbroken), but if you’re still hungry for more, please refer to the following stories from Hong Kong, Shanghai and Richmond, Canada.