A Wuhan Yangtze Business University freshman named Wu Huajie won the heart of her boyfriend and all of Weibo when she posted a photo online of this math equation she created to express her love to him. A nerd’s wet dream.
ChinaSMACK translated her explanation:
INPUT is mathematics language, and “－∞”, “+∞” mean negative infinity and positive infinity respectively. The first line of the poem means, at the beginning of love, both sides are giving. IF leads a conditional statement. So the 2nd line of the poem means, if one side betrays [the other side], which means the giving is negative infinity, then the other side would ] (closed interval symbol, specifically referring to stop) positive infinite giving. ELSE means otherwise. The 3rd line of the poem means, if no betraying between both sides, then they would give each other positive infinite love. This poem is telling my boyfriend that if you never leave or dump me, I will be by your side forever.
Netizens praised the “academic tyrant” for her clever code of love, calling it “elite, magnanimous and high-class”.
“Try using this to go after a liberal arts major,” one user commented.
Others…not so impressed: “Shouldn’t college students have learned C Language? How does this make her an academic tyrant? Any ordinary college student knows it!”
[Image via Weibo]