Thank god for the fine people over at Slate who have provided society with this Chen Guangbiao-style business card generator so that each and every one of us can now proudly showcase fabricated career titles ranging from ‘Celebrated Gerbil Care Expert’ to ‘Esteemed Garbage-Taker-Outer’.
The generator is a delightful nod to gazillionaire recycling tycoon Chen Guangbao‘s very real and very hilarious business card, images of which have been trickling through the web for pretty obvious reasons (it’s magnificent).
I’ve taken the liberty of creating this one for our food editor, Ben Cost.
You can create your own here.
Never to disappoint, netizens of the ol’ World Wide Web have swiftly and unfailingly provided us with hilarious imitations of the Most Influential Person of China’s card, including this particular favorite: