Hey guys, don’t you know that Didi Dache and Kuaidi Dache (the taxi-hailing apps) are going to show ‘the Chinese people’ that choice is good, and then they’ll totally realize that they live in a DICTATORSHIP? Don’t you know that, “this taxi-calling software, if the government doesn’t ban it, it will make everyone understand why the two-party system is good,” and that “this prepares the ground, the circumstances, for the world of a democratic China”?? Yeah, we didn’t know that either.
[Image via The Guardian, who reposted from the Washington Post. Also seen on Beijing Cream and pretty much everywhere on Twitter]