One can only hope this will hit mainland China sometime this century: Tokyo MTV, an adult entertainment center (ahem) run by the CA Group, Japan’s biggest AV producer, has opened its doors in Taipei.
The center reminds one of a cross between a Korean DVD-bang and a sauna, with a library of thousands of adult videos from Japan, all thoughtfully categorised by your star of choice. This is an all-you-can-*** deal, with guests allowed to swap DVDs anytime during their paid packages that range from one to six hours as they engage in a One Man Tug-O-War.
The outlet also thoughtfully retails (new) underpants, socks and other necessities for guests who may have… had accidents while cleaning the ol’ rifle. According to the shop manager, every month the outlet sells 300 boxes of tissue and 4,000 packs of wet tissues to customers.
Watch the promo video for the grand tour of the facility and the knowledgeable hostesses, who are unfortunately not part of the Devil’s Handshake package. You may however, by the end of it, find that you can never look at a light dial the same way again.
Clearly a rare instance where, like for like, the pandas actually don’t have it better.
By Simin Tan