A Hong Kong man who taped wads of cash totaling around $580,000 USD (3.62 million yuan) to his legs and body was caught while entering the mainland at customs in Shenzhen, Guangdong province on April 23.
The man, clearly lacking any sense of swag, appeared mortified at his failed attempt to pull off the money pants.
As he should. And this guy should too.
[Images via Xinhua]