A Guangdong woman experienced quite a scare when she found a 2.5-meter python uncoiling on her bed.
She alerted her nephew, a retired military officer surnamed Wang, who captured the Burmese python with his bare hands and put it into a cloth sack. He then weighed the serpent, which came in at a whopping 12.5 kilos.
Said Wang: “The huge python managed to creep into the house, possibly through the sewer pipes.”
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