Check out these ‘sexy’ peaches in bikini bottoms created by a Shanghai designer, and weird fruit fetishist, for Chinese Valentine’s Day.
Each limited edition gift box contains 9 fruit and costs 498 RMB. However, at the moment, it appears that the designer only allows her friends from her own social circle to order them, so your ‘sex on the peach’ will have to wait.
Not everyone is apparently turned on by the risque peaches, with many calling them vulgar. Perhaps some are just outraged at the lack of variety. Maybe next year we’ll see sexy donut peaches for those who want more ‘junk in the trunk,’ sexy apricots for those into more petite heinies, and maybe melons in a bra, or cherries in jockstraps.
She should definitely take cues from whoever designed those wonderful “mooncakes that you moon you.”
[Images via Sina Weibo]