In yet another exciting episode of the Tuhao Chronicles yesterday, a guy decided to impress a girl with a luxury gift delivered via drone straight to her window, only to feel the pain of rejection when the airdrop was beaten back with broom and mop.
The romantic scene took place outside of a female dormitory at a university in Langfang City in Hebei Province. The guy attached a gift to the drone and then piloted it up to the girl’s window as a crowd gathered around in support and anticipation, to watch as he won her heart. But it was all for nothing, as the girl didn’t react to his grand gesture of love quite the way he had hoped. She and a fellow roommate swatted back the drone with mops, brooms, and other weapons of mass destruction, nearly causing it to crash.
His plan and pride now in ruins, the guy had no choice but to slink away with his drone. Maybe next time he’ll learn that it’s the little things that count most.
On the bright side, with no girlfriend to worry about, he should have the time to convert his drone for other uses, like delivering pizza, busting smog, keeping Shanxi’s forests safe from emus, and capturing videos of large protest movements.
by Alex Linder
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