Worst. Getaway. Ever. A man who fled from the cops following a drunk-driving incident in Chongqing was found sleeping in a wooded area, as he was ‘too tired to escape’.
A sanitation worker saw the man lying on the ground and thought that he might be dead, China Daily reports. When police were alerted, the man claimed that he was just taking a nap, although they were suspicious as to why he would chose to do so on a pile of wood on the ground
After an identification check, cops realized that he’d been caught drunk-driving, and had escaped before he was convicted.
The story calls to mind one of our favorite getaway attempts by a man in Nanjing who evaded cops by cooking lobsters at a nearby restaurant after a hit-and-run.