Anyone who ever told Yu Jietao that he’d never get laid by whittling wood was wrong. WRONG. The farmer in Guangfeng county, Jiangxi province put his wood-carving skills to tremendous use by building a motorcycle almost entirely out rosewood.
Yu spent over a month and 20,000 yuan building the wooden chopper, which measures around 2.7 meters in length and 1.25 meters high.
All but the engines, tires and interior fittings were constructed with polished, deep red Burmese rosewood.
We wonder how many ladies he’s taken for a ride on the back of this bad boy.
Way cooler than that showy mahogany Lamborghini.
[Images via Chinagate.cn]