An all-female rescue team, operating at a river rafting area in Henan Province, have recently been equipped with cameras, cleverly camouflaged by a clump of flowers and grass, in order to protect them from the perverted people they are tasked with saving.
Apparently, in the past male rafters have been known to purposefully throw themselves into the water in a last ditch effort to get a girl to touch them. Instead of just leaving them to drown, the lifeguards have to be responsible and “rescue” the men, even if it means they are just going to be felt up by a sad dude who’s pretending to drown. Sina does not say if the men then try to get some mouth to mouth for their trouble. We are going to assume so.
The somewhat-obscured cameras work on both land and underwater. Managers hope that they will help to keep the lady lifeguards safe from the desperate and suicidal sexual deviants that frequent this tourist site outside of Sanmenxia City by giving their uncivilized behavior no where possible to hide. We really don’t know how it could have possibly come to this.
While publicizing hidden cameras might seem somewhat counter-intuitive, we don’t see any way that horny weirdos will possibly be able to discern the cameras’ concealed locations. The sad little bunch of flowers and grass blends in perfectly with both nature and bright pink helmets. Practically invisible! Rampant underwater groping problem solved!
by Alex Linder
[Images via Sina]