The son of Wang Jianlin, China’s richest man, has seemingly gone out of his way to piss off every person on Weibo by posting a picture of his dog decked out in not one, but two Apple Watches.
Young Wang Sicong, whose father heads real estate giant Dalian Wanda Group, posted pictures to… cue first collective sigh… his dog’s Weibo account, with the caption: “I have new watches! I’m supposed to have four watches since I have four long legs. But that seems too tuhao so I kept it down to two, which totally fits my status. Do you have one?”
NO WANG SICONG’S DOG, we don’t have one. And god knows we’ll never experience the luxury of having so many Apple Watches that we find it okay to give them to a pet that literally spends 20 percent of its life sniffing other animals’ butts.
To make matters worse, the dog appears to be wearing gold Apple Watches, which at 126,000 RMB a pop are the most expensive variant of the new Apple Watch sold (and indeed fitting of its tuhao status).
We’d like to pretend that this post is just a joke, but mostly because we don’t want to be mad at that adorable dog. The dog can’t help that its owner is an asshole.
While many web users were likewise furious at the in-your-face display of wealth, others expressed envy. “This is the first time I feel like marrying a dog,” one green-eyed netizen commented.
Apparently, this spoiled husky also has a Fendi bag and drinks only FIJI bottled water.
[Images via MyDrivers]
By Sharon Choi and Katie Nelson