Perhaps inspired by recent public sexcapades making the rounds online, an amorous middle-aged couple in Taipei decided it was of no use resisting their animalistic urges and were caught getting hot and heavy on a bench where they’d been taking a “cigarette break” outside of a restaurant on North Shilinsen Rd.
The man and the woman, both aged in their 50s, had three Thai shrimp dishes before they exited through the door. The restaurant owner thought they wanted to smoke, but realized that wasn’t the case when he heard a loud bang (pun intended) from an ashtray dropping on the ground.
He looked at the monitor to see the two in the throes of passion, but felt so awkward that he couldn’t muster up the courage to go out and stop them.
The whole process lasted for about 20 minutes until police arrived and told the hand-sy couple to leave.
It’s reported that the two had consumed a good deal of alcohol during dinner.
“They couldn’t even pay for a hotel,” the owner said, adding that he was now afraid to even touch the bench.
By Maggie Wong