Official CCP newspaper and general fount of knowledge the People’s Daily published a slideshow on Thursday that has led some China watchers to compare the website of the party mouthpiece to that of Clickhole, minus the whole parody aspect.
The seminal article entitled, “Ten moments that you need to drink water” helpfully details those most opportune times in which you should consume some H20 and is completed with very necessary stock photos with relevant captions.
If you are curious about when you should be drinking water, then these are your Ten Commandments—especially if you are concerned about constipation. A few highlights:
No. 1 After getting up in the morning, drink a cup of warm boiled water is the best thing before eating food. Water with a slice of fresh lemon plays a role in eliminating toxins and preventing constipation, acne and other diseases.
No. 2 You should not drink too much water before going to bed at night– urinate frequently will destroy sweet dream. Sip a little water then go to sleep.
No. 7 Sip a cup of warm water after a bath.
No. 8 Drink plenty of water can be effective for treating constipation. Meanwhile, eat some leeks, celery, apples and other fruits and vegetables with rich dietary fiber can better relieve constipation.
No. 10 Please sit down and slowly drink a cup of warm water when you have irritable mood. This method will relax you very much.