One of our hardest breaking news stories made it on to the holy land of WTF news that is the American late night talk show circuit yesterday night.
As part of his Emoji News segment, Late Late Show host James Corden chose one of our finest articles as one of the stories that audience members would have to guess the topic of, based only on some illustrative emojis.
Take a look at the image below and play along with lavender-shirted Tony:
Tony made a valiant effort, concocting some sort of story in which a wife breaks her husband’s “T-bone” while they are out dancing and then proceeds to post pictures of her hubby’s broken eggplant online, which then somehow leads to a doctor giving her money to go shopping.
Actually, that sounds way more interesting than our actual story. It was just about some Taobao-addicted wife snapping her husband’s penis during sex in her rush to get on some sweet Singles’ Day deals.
There it is, in all its glory… well, some of its glory. Loyal readers will notice that they changed the headline, removed the picture and then pretty much everything else. But, still! One step closer to getting on Colbert!
Watch the video here: