A Liaoning man had no choice but tell his wife about the secret stash of money he had been hiding from her after it ended up all over the floor, chewed up by the family dog.
The man’s wife got quite the surprise one morning earlier this week, when she woke up to see the couple’s golden retriever staring at her with innocent eyes as the floor was strewn with scraps from dozens of 100-yuan banknotes and their quilt was torn into pieces.
After his wife’s questioning, the husband was forced to come clean about how he had been secretly hiding away money inside the quilt.
In total, he had stashed 3,800 yuan ($575) in 100-yuan notes inside the quilt, some of it looks salvageable, some of it, unfortunately, does not.
Hopefully this will serve as a lesson to everyone to never hide anything from their spouse and that the only place more unsafe for your money than the Chinese stock market is hidden in the house with a restless pup.
By Lucy Liu
[Images via Sina]