If you happen to think that Donald Trump is full of shit, well, it seems fate is smiling upon you as a Chinese company selling high-end, luxurious “Trump Toilets” exists to make your bathroom experience great again.
Despite the company having no connection with Trump at all, it isn’t entirely free from Trump-like language, claiming to be the FIRST company to make retractable seat protectors and also claiming that over ONE BILLION people use their products every year, in multiple countries, Foreign Policy reports.
Indeed, the weird image of a child hugging a toilet on the company’s homepage coupled with weak copyright law and a lucky coincidence could make Shenzhen Trump Industries even more popular in years to come. New customers wanting to relieve themselves of Trump’s verbal diarrhea atop a high-end flushing machine can even get a self-changing seat protector that comes in both blue and green. Fancy.
And for a company specializing in smart commodes for hotels, spas, hospitals and beauty centers, even its name “Chuang Pu” (创普) sounds awfully close to Trump’s Chinese name, “Chuan Pu” (川普), which both fittingly sound like poo.
Well, if you ever want to demonstrate how ill Trump really makes you feel, just know that there’s a Chinese company who might be able to relieve you.
By Kitty Lai
[Images via sztrump]
Tuesday, January 22, 2019
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