One young driver in Huzhou, Zhejiang province, tried something absolutely out of this world to avoid getting a ticket. Thankfully, his reasoning was recorded by police and has since gone on viral on the Chinese internet.
The young man was stopped by police earlier this week and found to have 27 unresolved traffic violations. After police informed him that they needed to tow his car, the man told them why that would be a very bad idea for all of humanity.
“You have your regulations, but we have our regulations in the Milky Way as well. I’m from a royal family. If you let me go, then I will let this incident pass. However, if you piss me off, I will be forced to destroy the Earth. My royal family is the biggest in the galaxy and no one has ever dared to make me this unhappy,” the man said, without disclosing where exactly in the Milky Way he is from.
When asked by a bemused traffic officer why he doesn’t get around in a plane instead of a car, the “alien” replied: “I don’t fly in planes, I drive a FUA… erm… I mean UFO.”
Watch the video below (in Chinese):
Despite his best efforts, the car still got towed. AnBot save us from the angry Milky Wayers!
By Liting Lin
[Video via Miaopai]