One drunk driver in Shenzhen tried to pull a fast one on police by pretending that he was incapable of exhaling. It didn’t work.
Despite his best efforts, contorting his face like he was blowing with all his might, the man, surnamed Xu, just couldn’t seem to convince the cops that their breathalyzer was broken and he was in fact totally sober.
13 minutes and 20 attempts later, he finally gave them a proper reading. A blood alcohol level of 191 milligrams per 100 milliliters, the legal limit is 80 milligrams, The Paper reports.
To save themselves some trouble in the future, police later posted the footage online, where it quickly went viral because it’s absolutely hilarious:
Made even more so with the help of a saxophone:
Or some more traditional tunage:
Maybe next time he should try the alien royalty story instead.
[h/t The Nanfang]