Donald Trump is on such an incredible roll right now that even toilet paper with his face on it is WINNING.
According to a China Daily report, Qingdao Wellpaper Industrial Co. has taken 50 orders for special “Dump with Trump” toilet paper. Meanwhile, they have only received eight orders for Hillary Clinton toilet paper. What a LOSER.
Quartz investigated further, finding that a total of 78 different Trump toilet paper products were up for sale on China’s leading e-commerce site Alibaba. In comparison, they found only 16 Clinton toilet paper products and not a single one featuring Bernie Sanders.
China’s manufacturing sector seems to be going all in on Trump 2016. Making America great again by manufacturing T-shirts, badges and hats to sell to his supporters over Alibaba’s overseas shopping site. Last week, a Chinese party supply factory weighed in on the 2016 presidential race, predicting that Donald Trump would be the winner and stockpiling thousands upon thousands of Trump masks in preparation for the Halloween season.
This Trump toilet paper is just the thing for people who aren’t satisfied with just shitting on a China-made “Trump Toilet,” but would also like to wipe their ass with the face of the Republican presidential candidate.