From palm reading to tarot cards to magic eight balls, there are countless methods that fortune tellers will claim to be able to use to determine your future. But there’s only one way that really works — breast fondling.
An eight-second video clip uploaded to Chinese social media appears to show one bespectacled master of the lost art in the process of telling one impatient-looking woman her destiny. Perhaps he has been at it for some time.
The short clip was uploaded to Weibo by Xiao Yuwen, a travel photographer based in Yunnan, back in early September, but only recently came to our attention thanks to NextShark.
Watch it below:
While some netizens argued that the video was faked or that it was part of a slightly more legitimate breast cancer test, most decided to play along:
“The video is too short, I want to learn this sacred art,” commented one Weibo user.
“I too am a master of breast reading,” offered another.
“Hey, I can do it too, D-cup will certainly have better luck than A-cup,” commented another amateur fortune teller.
[Video via Miaopai]