Yesterday afternoon, a hopeful young man asked for a girl’s hand in marriage, trying to impress her with a rather unimpressive wreath of flowers more fit for a funeral. To absolutely no one’s surprise, he got rejected.
Fellow students gathered around to watch as the guy got down on one knee and asked the girl of his dreams to be his wife.
Instead, completely dumbfounded by the proposal, she stormed away in anger.
And it’s hard to blame her. Just look at this thing:
Netizens have mercilessly mocked the guy for his lackluster proposal.
“What a fucking idiot, display some originality,” recommend one web user.
“Tomorrow, dig up a dead body, only then will you be successful,” advised another.
So, fellas, you can add shitty wreaths to a long list of things not to use in your proposals, along with: pomelos, parachutes, boats, Rubik’s cubes, and, of course, lychees.
[UPDATE: 11:00 p.m.] Netizens have made some slight alterations to the photos:
[Images via NetEase]