Sometimes, people do crazy things for love. Like build an “explosive” out of sausages and threaten to use it to blow up your ex-girlfriend and her entire family.
Hey man, we’ve all been there.
According to a recent report out of Heilongjiang province, on Monday, one lovelorn fella made a final attempt to reconcile with his former sweetheart. Unfortunately, she still refused to see him.
Heartbroken, the guy did the only thing he could do, wrapping paper around four sausages in an attempt to make them look like a bomb, and then sending an image of his homemade “explosive” to his ex-girlfriend on WeChat, saying that if she didn’t meet with him, he would kill her and her family.

Unfortunately for the man, his sister somehow caught on to the plot, and didn’t realize that the “bomb” was in fact made out of meat from their cabinet. She called the police on him.
Police have since arrested the “sausage bomber,” charging him with endangering public security. Further investigation is underway.
[Images via Oriental Daily]