This year’s most infamous acts of public hanky panky. Let’s get it on.
10) Horny dude screws a drainpipe, creams in half a minute
This video seems to have been taken by two Chinese women recording the original CCTV footage using a mobile phone. One can be heard expressing disgust at “all this stuff on our walls.” The other jokingly suggests, “We should pour hot water into the pipe.”
9) Cop peeks inside covered car on side of highway, finds couple screwing in backseat with kid asleep in front
With millions upon millions of drivers hitting the road to kick off the week-long nightmare that is Golden Week, China’s National Day is always an interesting time for highway patrolmen, but one lucky cop received a special surprise when he peeked under the cover of one car stopped on the side of a Chongqing expressway.
8) Sex workers pretending to be celebrities online apprehended in Shenzhen
The criminal gang set up a prostitution hub online, creating elaborately forged identities for its sex workers, some of whom even paid hundreds of thousands of RMB to receive plastic surgery in South Korea to look more like the sexy celebs they were posing as.
7) Hotel guest dragged from his room and beaten up for having really loud sex
After a particularly passionate lovemaking session, one Chinese man had himself a hard night of being dragged out of his hotel room and beaten up by another hotel guest, furious at having been woken up by all the loud sex.
6) Wedding guests force newlyweds to strip and get it on in bridal bed for their amusement
In what we can only assume is the start of a very open marriage, a video showing a pair of newlyweds in China being stripped and pressured into having sex in front of some very giddy wedding guests raised eyebrows earlier this year.
5) Chinese man sues Australian escort agency after failing to sleep with Megan Fox, Angelababy
Chinese ultra-rich can tend to think they are the shit with the impression that they can buy everything and own everything. However, one Chinese businessman learned the simple truth that “money isn’t everything,” after his $3.74 million AUD bid to bed some Hollywood A-listers and Chinese celebrities went awry.
4) Lin Dan exposed online for having an affair with model while his wife was pregnant
Badminton superstar Lin Dan went from being one of China’s most beloved athletes to one of its most reviled after images were leaked online showing the married Olympic gold medalist hugging model Zhao Yaqi in a hotel room. To make things even more scandalous, Lin’s wife was pregnant with the couple’s first child at the time that the pictures were taken.
3) Shanghai working woman opens Instagram account to document lucrative affair with her boss
Amid a gallery of up-close-and-personal selfies, the leggy city gal claimed to much shock and consternation that the affair has kept her well-to-do with bonuses and pay raises.
2) Wang Baoqiang files for divorce, reveals his wife’s scandalous affair with his agent on Weibo
In August, beloved Chinese actor Wang Baoqiang shocked the Chinese internet by announcing on Weibo that he was divorcing his wife, Ma Rong, for carrying out a secret affair with his agent, Song Zhe, that was destroying their family. Wang’s post quickly became the hottest topic on Chinese social media, generating millions of shares and comments.
1) Sex tape shot in Shanghai hotel room overlooking Lujiazui skyline goes viral, gets wiped from Weibo
The very NSFW video, filmed by the male participant, showing the woman from behind as well as Shanghai’s famous Pearl Tower and other landmarks, went so viral one day in May that Weibo was forced to issue an official announcement saying that it had wiped the site clean of the vulgar vid.
WE LEAVE YOU WITH THIS…
Check out last year’s top moments here.