At around 2 a.m. in the morning, a man from Suqian, Jiangsu province decided to have a little fun, attaching a “steel penis trap” (Google, if you dare) to his own member. Afterward, he promptly drifted into dreamland and forgot all about it. That is, until he woke up and found that he couldn’t get the damn thing off.
With no other option, the man was forced to seek medical assistance or risk the painful loss of his fun stick. Unfortunately, the doctors were at a loss for what to do as well.
Luckily for the man, Chinese firefighters are well-accustomed to this sort of problem and arrived on the scene to lend a hand. At first, they tried snapping the metal ring with a pair of pliers. When that didn’t work, they reached for a rotating saw.
After a careful operation, the guy’s manhood was freed from the trap. Check out the video below.
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But don’t try this kind of thing at home. Chinese firefighters have had years of practice in just this kind of rescue. Last year, a man in Guangxi managed to get a ring stuck on his penis for two days, local firefighters were able to get it off in only 90 minutes. Only a week later, a Guangdong man got his balls stuck between a pair of magnets, firefighters were able to help him out as well.
[Video via Weibo]
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