On Monday night, one industrious thief found that he was too big to squeeze through a ventilation shaft into a popular hamburger shop in Bazhou city, Hebei province. Undeterred, the man simply took off all of his clothes.
Completely nude except for his glasses, the thief then slipped into the shop and started going through the cash register, before noticing that he was being recorded by a security camera. After this realization, the man made no attempt to hide his face (or genitals), but did start to pick up the pace a bit.
To cover his tracks before leaving, the man did end up covering one of the security cams. We have no idea how investigators will ever identify him now. In the end, he made off with 800 yuan, along with an apron.
Watch the thief in action below:
After reviewing the rather bewildering footage, the shop’s owner called the police who are currently still hunting the man down. If you happen to see a man running around in just an apron, give them a call.
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