FauxTaoistSage

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• Commented on "Haibao is coming"
  Then out the bush jumped Faux. Expat A says, "hey now, don't you have a micropenis problem." "It don't matter, I'm just here for the tour bus too!" "Me love tour bus long time! xixi"...
• Commented on "Haibao is coming"
  And the expats all clap clap, clap their hands. "I'm here for the tour bus too" he said with a shrug. "Me love tour bus long time! hehe"...
• Commented on "Haibao is coming"
  Then he got off the tour bus, and that was that....
• Commented on "Haibao is coming"
  Taobao says thank you, come again....
• Commented on 62 year old Guangzhou man is New York City's Sad Panda
  In my mind I squeeze one off on the left cheek, say please, while mm watches in glee and rubbing one like it's a disease. say sad panda, won't you crash my honda? he replied nada, like lydia, whores of...