elpollorico

I was riding my bike in the left lane on the bridge the other day. I tell you, this bridge is great for a leisurely cycle. ...

Time to start trashing those paris baguette bakeries. ...

I think all security/bodyguards should wear nice baby blue track suits. ...

I always hang out at the pool hall next to the stadium to wait for everybody to clear out. Then it's a lot easier catching a cab....

Got every name brand you could want as well. They've got Armani with lenses for around 200rmb. ...

Hotpot place on Fan Yu Rd. does this as well. Charged 2 kuai per set. Pissed me off because I just wanted regular plates and could have sanitized them myself by dumping them in the boiling hot pot. ...

You can make a night of drink and ma la tang. The malatang place down the street is pretty decent. ...

I'm surprised they didn't mention glow sticks left over from some concert. If they no longer glow, chuck'em!...

I'm suprised the Diamond Jim Brady cut is not going for 561 RMB since it's such a superb cut. ...

Because...when a man loves a woman......

My english name is Michael Bolton....

Titian, Just imagine a backstreet boys music video except replaced with asian mother and grandmotherly types...and there's the hip hop granny video....

It's all about desensitizing the nipples. Little known fact: Hitler lost in Russia due to his troops lack of training in nipple desensitizing. Ask any marathon runner. ...

Chipotle! I'll pay 40 kuai for a football sized burrito. ...

I'd like to see a chariot going down Nanjing rd or Huahai rd. Instead of a no-car day, I think China should implement a ride your animal day. ...