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matty

  • Name: Matty
  • Location: Chicago
  • Job: Cash Money Millionaire
  • Tell us about yourself: Wake up, get paid, repeat.
On August 30, 2008 3:45 AM in Pussies will soon fly in Sichuan province, they said:

It's only a matter of time before fried cat wings are on the menu....

On August 28, 2008 3:19 AM in Jasmine and Steve CD release this Friday, they said:

That Jasmine Chen is hot. ...

On August 22, 2008 5:43 AM in Exclusive video of Michael Phelps' 100M Butterfly Win, they said:

I didn't realize that wasn't real until he strangled the guy. LOL!...

When I read these I feel like I'm reading the subtitles to a hong kong martial arts flick... What lousy luck!...

On June 4, 2008 9:50 PM in Sexy Beijing: The McDonaldisation of China, they said:

This is obviously a problem in the states as well. You should rent the movie "supersize me" to see the effects of eating too much McDonald's. ...

On May 5, 2008 9:30 AM in Durex: Lots of sex but few orgasms for the Chinese, they said:

Obviously Chinese men don't eat pussy. ...

On April 29, 2008 9:50 PM in Pudong Airport Terminal 2: More airlines added, they said:

I took united from Terminal 2 Pudong to Chicago O'hare. It's extremely nice, however, there's not a lot of food options. But I guess you don't go to the airport to eat. :D ...

On April 7, 2008 6:47 AM in Sa Ding Ding: China's next major export?, they said:

She's very beautiful! A more americanized hipster-surf rock form of this singing can be found in the band Dengue Fever. http://youtube.com/watch?v=vcdgLclFWOU ...

I like the 1,000 widows dance. ...

The chick is soaked at the end. ...

On March 27, 2008 11:20 PM in China Travel: Finding the "Real" China, they said:

If this guy wants "real" China he should have gone to downtown Xian. That place is about as real as you're going to get. ...

Bad time to unblock youtube!...

On March 24, 2008 11:25 AM in Opinionist: Lhasa should make us feel for all suffering, they said:

sorry, I should have proof read what I wrote - I hope you get the general idea anyway. :D...

On March 24, 2008 11:24 AM in Opinionist: Lhasa should make us feel for all suffering, they said:

I think one should be able to judge the ethical violations of one country's actions without having to use conditional phrases that because their own country or another country has done worse things th...

On February 25, 2008 10:52 PM in Prime time at Lawry's, they said:

Lawrys is excellent. There's one in Chicago that pretty much competes for one of the top steak/prime rib contenders in Chicago - which is saying a lot. When I go back to Shanghai and get homesick I ...

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