These full face masks molded from silicon are now available all over Taobao for the low price of 800RMB! So if you've always dreamed of being a Chinese man, you are one step closer to that dream. more ›

The Zhengzhou Auto Show drew a crowd this year, but not entirely for the cars. Scantily clad model girls have and will probably always be an inevitable part of an auto show, sure. But these shows are reaching an entirely new level of attention-grabbing desperation it seems, now stripping the girls half naked and painting their chest with flowers and dragons live to draw publicity. At this particular auto show, five body painting shows have taken place in the last week. more ›

Hey check it out! Continuing in the vein of mapping out our private bits (see map of global penis size vs. IQ here), take a look at the world's boobs by breast cup size! Yet another example of Target Map's ability to provide indispensably important data in clear, geographical form. Unfortunately for China, they're not scoring too high on either index. The source of the boob data wasn't given, so we can't comment further on reliability or underlying variables. But it looks like some high fives might be happening up in Northern Europe and Russia... more ›

To be filed in the just plain weird folder: Chinese underwear company DEU wants to help you create gigantic, adjustable cleavage. This ad for a boob clamp/corset thing goes on for 5 whole minutes -- why anybody watches it from start to finish with that annoying "doo doo doo doo" soundtrack in the background must be because because it's filled with lots and lots of boobies! Actually, all it is, is repeat shots of boobs getting smushed together and trussed up (everybody becomes happy "waahhh") and then undoing the corset, boobs fall back apart ("awww" sad face). So simple, and yet so mesmerizing. more ›

Ladies, this wonderful infomercial is selling a product called Top Charming that promises to enlarge and firm up your boobs by simply jiggling them. For those of you that are wondering why you've become more and more flat-chested with age, that's because you haven't been using their product, and fat from your breasts have been slipping over to your tummy (see 0:51). Our favourite success case appears at 1:26. She's used the miracle product for just 25 days and her cup size has jumped from 70A to 70C! She exclaims, "I can finally see my cleavage, and I can put on sexier, prettier clothes." Now, if only we can find a contact number for this godsent product. more ›

The organizers behind the 6th Li Yue Long Men Young Creatives Competition (鲤跃龙门亲年创意人列赛) have a surefire way of enticing young, creative talent into the big 4A agencies such as BBDO and JWT: appeal to the better, hornier side of their nature. more ›

Chinese search engine Baidu just can't seem to stay out of the news. Pacific Epoch thinks that Baidu is finally living up to the formerly tongue-in-cheek moniker of "Google of China," while fool.com likens the growth of the company to a "runaway freight train." Certainly, there are plenty of reasons behind its phenomenal growth: for one, it copies most of the neat functions and applications that Google has—including a rumored instant messaging application. Called "Baidu Xiaosheng (百度小声)", no one actually knows if this thing exists or is just another fake cardboard steamed bun. The picture that you see came from a website where you could supposedly download the beta version, but the install file link no longer works. The Baidu public relations say that this so-called "leak" is a hoax, though there are those that believe that Baidu will eventually want to take on Tencent and other internet giants, meaning that an IM client and an email service are just a matter of time. What does seem to be closer to an undisputed fact is that Baidu is the fastest search engine in China according to a report from webpronews.com that measured and compared response times of various search engine websites. more ›

We pretty much knew, even before we stepped into the theater, how this film was going to play out among the critics: more ›

A female blogger named Dai Qin (黛秦) has a blog over at Tianya that has attracted the attention of the Chinese blogosphere of late. Dai wears her literary ambitions on her sleeve: the self-styled "Kafka of China" (it's in her blog title and heading), Dai uses her blog to promote her "serious works" of literature, including essays and novels. However, her notoriety is based largely on nudie pictures of herself -- which for the most part, don't reveal much, except for one picture -- a black and white picture of her back, which includes a tantalizing inch of asscrack. And (to continue on in this scatological vein) this is when the shit hit the fan. more ›

A source tells us: "Nirmala was working in the Upper Class lounge and when colleagues found out that Jordan was on her way, they moved Nirmala from the front desk to avoid confrontation." Jealous Jordan, 27, has previously branded Nirmala a "cheeky bitch". Pots and kettles, love ... more ›