U.S. fast food chain Carl's Jr. announced it's targeting to open 100 restaurants in China, a country where they currently have no presence. Fans of its bulging fast food burgers and overtly sexual advertisements will have to hold keep their zippers up, however; the first restaurants aren't expected to open until March of next year. Our childhood memories of Carl's Jr. were of fried zucchini and decent tasting cheeseburgers; our adult memories, thanks to ads like the one embedded here, are even more enriched. We can't wait to see what kind of campaign will be run here; we really hope it doesn't include Yao Ming or Jackie Chan. more ›