Hey check it out! Continuing in the vein of mapping out our private bits (see map of global penis size vs. IQ here), take a look at the world's boobs by breast cup size! Yet another example of Target Map's ability to provide indispensably important data in clear, geographical form. Unfortunately for China, they're not scoring too high on either index. The source of the boob data wasn't given, so we can't comment further on reliability or underlying variables. But it looks like some high fives might be happening up in Northern Europe and Russia...
Breast cup sizes: Now there's a map for that too!
Thursday timewaster: Boob clamps will give you gigantic cleavage [NSFW]
To be filed in the just plain weird folder: Chinese underwear company DEU wants to help you create gigantic, adjustable cleavage. This ad for a boob clamp/corset thing goes on for 5 whole minutes -- why anybody watches it from start to finish with that annoying "doo doo doo doo" soundtrack in the background must be because because it's filled with lots and lots of boobies! Actually, all it is, is repeat shots of boobs getting smushed together and trussed up (everybody becomes happy "waahhh") and then undoing the corset, boobs fall back apart ("awww" sad face). So simple, and yet so mesmerizing.
Thursday Timewaster: Bigger breasts for flat-chested Chinese women
Ladies, this wonderful infomercial is selling a product called Top Charming that promises to enlarge and firm up your boobs by simply jiggling them. For those of you that are wondering why you've become more and more flat-chested with age, that's because you haven't been using their product, and fat from your breasts have been slipping over to your tummy (see 0:51). Our favourite success case appears at 1:26. She's used the miracle product for just 25 days and her cup size has jumped from 70A to 70C! She exclaims, "I can finally see my cleavage, and I can put on sexier, prettier clothes." Now, if only we can find a contact number for this godsent product.
Hunan's first Breast Competition... not the best competition
So how does one measure a good breast? Is it the bounce? The rotundity? The ratio of cleavage to sideboob? We're a little disappointed that question wasn't answered at China's first "Breast Model" contest, held in Hunan Province recently.
Chongqing woman uses breast milk for baby bath water
A Chinese mother is producing so much breast milk that she bathes her baby in the excess every day. The mother said she usually ends up producing two liters more milk than her six-week-old daughter needs to drink, so the family has been finding clever ways to get rid of it. At first, she, her husband and her mother-in-law took turns drinking the extra milk. But when there was still plenty left over, they began giving the baby milk baths, which have made the baby's skin very smooth and white. Source: Ananova
15 month old female toddler experiences precocious puberty
A female toddler that has experienced swelling of the breasts and menstruation at 15 months of age has been cited by doctors at the Nanjiing Children's Hospital as an extreme example of the rise in the number of cases of precocious puberty all across China.
Hairong Tiantian turns heads (and raises them, too?)
Shanghaiist was surprised today to see well over 7,000 visitors coming in via this post today, and we were curious to know why so many people were Googling Hairong Tiantian, who caused a storm last year by not only posting saucy images of herself on her blog but also soliciting photos of limp penises.
Movie Review: Curse of the Golden Flower
We pretty much knew, even before we stepped into the theater, how this film was going to play out among the critics:
The Chinese Lara Croft
There was something that caught our eye about this article, and it wasn't just the push-up bras. The activity itself is part of a monthly feature on Sina.com called, of all things, "Play Girl" -- and you can't imagine, as a loyal reader of that other Playgirl, how much confusion this caused at first -- hot girls with fulsome breasts? An outrage.
No more lame excuses: Where to buy a Halloween costumes
Want to be the devil this Halloween? Or maybe you’re more the Snow White type. We all know where you are going to be this Halloween (actually, Oct. 28) -- but what are you going to wear? Whatever you’re looking for, Shanghai’s specialty costume shops have a plethora of fun and affordable options. For do-it-yourself types, there are tons of great accessories including wigs, tattoos, face paint, colored hair spray, fake asses, fake breasts, pitch forks, swords, cowboy hats, chicken hats and elephant hats, too.
Mystery Man: Chinabounder, Part III
Xinmin Wang (新民网) has an article on Chinabounder (in Chinese) that adds a few more puzzles to the story. It seems that the Oriental Morning Post (东方早报) has been getting leads and tips from the internet now claims to know the identity of Chinabounder.
Extra! Extra! Magic pills, earthquakes and trains to Tibet
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Extra! Extra! Shanghai's space park, the World Expo and D-cups
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Extra! Extra! Breast menus, 'real estate babes' and wood
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Slogging through the blogs
Everyone knows that bloggers are a nutty group and that Chinese bloggers are no exception. Shanghaiist fears the wild world that is the Chinese blogosphere if only because we don't want our heads to explode. But we've been feeling a bit more daring recently, and after cautiously dipping a toe in the water, we've come to conclusion that there's some strange stuff out there that you need to know about.
Arnie lines up for a bit of Red Heat
"What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

